Oh my god.
Aug. 14th, 2010 06:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
adi_blackSo like I totally meant to do do an entry like this on thrusday but it didn't happen.
Because thursday is the day...that I died. xDD
Seriously.
There is this book at work called Happy Yaoi Yum Yum and it's basically a very naughty yaoi anthology. And the whole back cover is a parental advisory thing and it's hilarious. So I wanted a picture of the back cover desperately...BUT...
And this is where it gets good.
Thursday my creepy stalker(though I'm not sure if I should really be saying this here because he knows my lj and actually read Paranoia...and that's not weird > >; ) but anyway, he BOUGHT IT FOR ME.
I FUCKING DIED OF HILARITY.
/end caps abuse for now
I literally lost my ability to speak I was like "Oh god...oh god..you...god...I..." yeah, all that nice incoherent stuff. He was like "I looked at three pages and was like 'penis...penis...penis, ok yeah I'm done'"
I died more.
So I got home after glancing through it on the way home and...yeaaaaaah.
First story first SCENE was a boy taking some corn and putting it up his ass and it turned into a hot guy and when the corn 'came' it turned into popcorn. Yeah.
Then a merchant showed up and shoved his cock in his mouth and gave him beans to stick up his butt and a vine grew out like Jack and the beanstalk which apparently grows off of cum. Jack fell on a harpboy(a harp that turned into a boy when he fell on him) and they almost started making out and a giant came. Something happened and then there was a foursome with a coinboy(it was a coin but when he put it in his crack it turned into a boy), swanboy(it was a rubber swan and when he put the beak in his crack it turned into a boy), the harpboy and Jack and the vine(which also ended up having a boy form) and I dont even know. The vine started molesting the giant and they escaped. When they got back down I think there was another foursome but maybe fivesome because of the merchant D:
Then there was a random yaoi gallery. Then Trach the tentacle monster which is apparently from the 'prequels' Yaoi Hentai volumes 1-4.
With Trach it was pretty much him trying to get it on with anthropomorphic people like lambs, dogs, foxes, buzzards...oh yeah. The merboy with a penis.
First he saw the lamboy but the boy ran away, then the foxboy shunned him, then he saw two dogboys humping each other and another one came and got him and he ended up with all three. Then he saw a monkey but it ended up being a girl and was like "Oh god, get away from me!" and fell into the water where he met the merboy. Then he had a delusion/dream where three buzzardboys came and reverse-raped him because he was too exhausted to do anything like "Noooo, my innocence!" complete with petals falling off a flower. Then he woke up and saw the lamb boy all sprawled out for him and so he did him and was like "Now I can see why those redneck farmers do their ewes!"
Yeah.
The last story was the most 'normal' of them I guess.
It started off with a porn star ending his shoot(it being him having sex/being plowed by a woman with a strap-on) and his gay friend(another porn star) comes up like "So when are you going to come over and visit my studio" and the guy shrugs him off like "I'm not like that/its different" blah blah but they end up going to hang out and his friend takes him to a gay bar during which somehow he gets hoisted up on the counter and receives a blowjob from someone with other occupants of the bar watching with cell phones out and whatnot(I guess he's used to people watching him in sexual situations being a porn star and all) and then he kind of passes out because it was so good and exhausting and stuff and wakes up in his apartment with his friend and they talk a bit and they end up having sex and at the end he's like "I guess I'll just be gay for awhile." and that was it.
Yeah, that was...it. I don't even know. I guess it was 'good' but I'm still kind of in disbelief of the amount of...stuff...that was in there. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it but currently one of my friends is borrowing it. xD;
Anyway, that's all I wanted to say right now.
~Adi out
Because thursday is the day...that I died. xDD
Seriously.
There is this book at work called Happy Yaoi Yum Yum and it's basically a very naughty yaoi anthology. And the whole back cover is a parental advisory thing and it's hilarious. So I wanted a picture of the back cover desperately...BUT...
And this is where it gets good.
Thursday my creepy stalker(though I'm not sure if I should really be saying this here because he knows my lj and actually read Paranoia...and that's not weird > >; ) but anyway, he BOUGHT IT FOR ME.
I FUCKING DIED OF HILARITY.
/end caps abuse for now
I literally lost my ability to speak I was like "Oh god...oh god..you...god...I..." yeah, all that nice incoherent stuff. He was like "I looked at three pages and was like 'penis...penis...penis, ok yeah I'm done'"
I died more.
So I got home after glancing through it on the way home and...yeaaaaaah.
First story first SCENE was a boy taking some corn and putting it up his ass and it turned into a hot guy and when the corn 'came' it turned into popcorn. Yeah.
Then a merchant showed up and shoved his cock in his mouth and gave him beans to stick up his butt and a vine grew out like Jack and the beanstalk which apparently grows off of cum. Jack fell on a harpboy(a harp that turned into a boy when he fell on him) and they almost started making out and a giant came. Something happened and then there was a foursome with a coinboy(it was a coin but when he put it in his crack it turned into a boy), swanboy(it was a rubber swan and when he put the beak in his crack it turned into a boy), the harpboy and Jack and the vine(which also ended up having a boy form) and I dont even know. The vine started molesting the giant and they escaped. When they got back down I think there was another foursome but maybe fivesome because of the merchant D:
Then there was a random yaoi gallery. Then Trach the tentacle monster which is apparently from the 'prequels' Yaoi Hentai volumes 1-4.
With Trach it was pretty much him trying to get it on with anthropomorphic people like lambs, dogs, foxes, buzzards...oh yeah. The merboy with a penis.
First he saw the lamboy but the boy ran away, then the foxboy shunned him, then he saw two dogboys humping each other and another one came and got him and he ended up with all three. Then he saw a monkey but it ended up being a girl and was like "Oh god, get away from me!" and fell into the water where he met the merboy. Then he had a delusion/dream where three buzzardboys came and reverse-raped him because he was too exhausted to do anything like "Noooo, my innocence!" complete with petals falling off a flower. Then he woke up and saw the lamb boy all sprawled out for him and so he did him and was like "Now I can see why those redneck farmers do their ewes!"
Yeah.
The last story was the most 'normal' of them I guess.
It started off with a porn star ending his shoot(it being him having sex/being plowed by a woman with a strap-on) and his gay friend(another porn star) comes up like "So when are you going to come over and visit my studio" and the guy shrugs him off like "I'm not like that/its different" blah blah but they end up going to hang out and his friend takes him to a gay bar during which somehow he gets hoisted up on the counter and receives a blowjob from someone with other occupants of the bar watching with cell phones out and whatnot(I guess he's used to people watching him in sexual situations being a porn star and all) and then he kind of passes out because it was so good and exhausting and stuff and wakes up in his apartment with his friend and they talk a bit and they end up having sex and at the end he's like "I guess I'll just be gay for awhile." and that was it.
Yeah, that was...it. I don't even know. I guess it was 'good' but I'm still kind of in disbelief of the amount of...stuff...that was in there. I have no idea what I'm going to do with it but currently one of my friends is borrowing it. xD;
Anyway, that's all I wanted to say right now.
~Adi out
